Ignorant Customer At Bookstore # 1

Customer: - Do you have the book and DVD of "Big Boy"?

Employee: -I'm sorry, there´s nothing under the name of "Big Boy" in our catalogue.

Customer: -But the website said you did! You have to have it!

Employee: I'm so...

Customer: It was on the website!

Employee: I don't...

Customer: It was that movie, with that English actor...

Employee: Oh, you mean, "About a boy", with Hugh Grant?

Customer: ... Maybe.

Employee: Is this the one? *shows her the cover of the book, with the movie poster*

Customer: Yes! Can't we transfer this into an e-book?

Employee: *sighs, angrily*